Spider Pig

Sleeping in the same room as three Swedish girls can be a lot harder than it sounds, especially due to my new identity as an English gentleman. To start with I was having to go outside to fart which was becoming most inconvenient especially after a curry. Last night was especially difficult to sleep, it was about two or three in the morning. They returned shortly after myself obviously been to the cinema and then out for a lot of drinks.

I was awoken by them coming in then almost intermediately falling out the door again. I love how loud drunk people are when they are trying to be quiet. I took the opportunity to quickly stand up and hide behind the door to jump out on them when they returned. Judging by the screams and other people coming to the room to check what had just transpired this scared them a little to well. Things settled down and we went to bed.

There would be a few minutes of silence, then just as you would start to drift off to sleep one of them would start singing.

'Spider pig, Spider pig'

This would be followed for a few minutes of school girl giggles then a few minutes more silence ... just long enough for you to almost be asleep again before another would take her turn to sing. It was hard to be angry because well, to be honest it was really funny. After about an hour of this they had obviously had there fun and where drifting off to sleep.

'Look out here comes the spider pig' -It was my turn and the whole cycle began again.

For those unfamiliar with the Simpson's trailer here is the reference: