Brisvegas

The winter weather here in Brisbane is absolutely great! Most days its in the low 20's so its lovely and warm. That nice pleasant feeling of warmth you feel on your skin, now without getting to hot.

I was heading to town to feed my Internet blogging and food addictions and on the way a very attractive woman stopped me and tried to get me to donate some money to Charity, it was a very interesting negotiation. We struggled to find common ground, given that she wanted me to give money to charity and I wanted to have sex with her. I was getting a strong feeling of deja vu. We talked for a few minutes and she offered me a job, maybe I was being given a second chance maybe the universe wanted me to be a charity mugger. It might be my destiny!

I decided if that was my destiny then I wasn't going to accept it, I had only just stopped feeling bad about the last bunch of people I had conned. I left.

The Internet cafe I've been using is called the Bunker, its one of those cool gaming Internet cafes and there's a lot of people here 24/7 playing World of Warcraft. I was up early one morning and got here about 06:30 and there were still 6-7 people playing World of Warcraft. It is like a modern opium den.

'Hello, I'm feeling really seedy this morning'

Heather had just phoned, and she had picked a really interesting opening.

'So put on a rain coat with nothing underneath and hang out in a park'

I liked my reply a lot but in Australia seedy means hung over, very different to the English meaning, we had both just hit the language barrier at full speed but Heather was cool, we joked a bit and arranged to meet the following day.

That day I pottered round town for a bit, rang some more recruitment consultants and hung out in the botanic gardens (not wearing a rain coat!). I found a nice quiet spot listened to some hypnosis stuff on my ipod. I also got lost in thought and pondered, I think at some point I actually felt at one with the universe. It was very nice and relaxing.

That evening I headed out to meet Sarah from yesterday. I didn't recognise her! She had transformed into the most flawlessly beautiful woman I had ever seen. Her breasts so pert and well shaped, I should probably stop looking at them, no it just wasn't possible no matter how much I tried my eyes just ended up there. How could I not have noticed that she was the most attractive woman in the world yesterday. I said to myself

'I wonder how I'm going to mess this one up'

Now this is a very interesting statement to give yourself, from a hypnosis NLP point of view I had just given myself a conversational postulate, an embedded command and a presupposition all in one sentence. I know about positive thinking etc. etc. and quickly caught it and fixed my mind up and got back into my dating state.

Other things had changed in Sarah's transformation, she had become really boring, really really boring, really really really boring. I tried everything I could to enjoy our conversation but it just wasn't working. I think she most have sold her soul to the devil last night in exchange for become the most perfect womanly creature.

Two guys across the table where having a heated philosophical debate, I felt like I was talking to cardboard. I really tried to talk to Sarah really I did. She was so pretty I really wanted to enjoy her company. But there was just nothing there and the other guys across the table where both wrong! They where talking about perception's of reality and I was talking about Sarah's cat. Eventually my mind snapped I charged into the guys conversation. Stringing as many big words as possible into a sentence to establish my creditability. This obviously impressed them and we preceded to have a very lively and interesting debate. I positioned myself so my ear was towards them so I could hear them but still look at Sarah. All was right with the world, I think I felt at one with the universe again, that's nice achieving Zen twice in one day.

Sarah would occasionally try and join in the conversation, but she was out of her depth this was the World Wresting Federation of conversation, I say that because it looked and sounded really impressive but I'm fairly confident we where just taking it in turns to talk. After a couple more drinks Sarah left she returned about half an hour later with another guy. At the same moment a girl with red wine danced into me spilling it all over my favourite white shirt. I reacted to both events simultaneously I took Sarah to one side and for some reason said:

'I can't believe how rude you've just been I'm not putting up with that' She looked confused and I found myself in the interesting position of storming off because I had been rude. Anyway I was enjoying the storming and headed home for the night.

Now I realize the past few blog entries have been slightly darker (they get happier on the next one, I'm a bit behind on the blogging at the moment so its a bit laggy) . But I really think that moment when I first saw the new Sarah and said to myself

'I wonder how I'm going to mess this one up'

I really hit on something important. I don't think I want a happy ending, at least not for a while. I've been really enjoying the roller coaster adventure I'm on. For some reason I absolutely love writing a blog. I feel I owe it to you my loyal readers to keep this interesting and entertaining. I don't want this to end yet. How boring would this blog become if I got together with the most beautiful woman in the world, feel in love blah blah blah. Obviously I'm a non fiction writer so with no narrative or characters to play with I need to actually do crazy things in order to write about them. Well not actually do crazy things deliberately(that would be crazy) but to be truly myself and see what comes out on my adventures.

Have fun!