During the week Milly got back one evening looking miserable, she had just been to a hypnotist and sunk $600 on three sessions to give up smoking. I was curious so I asked her questions about it, being very careful not to undo his work and find out what happened. As far as I can tell he did nothing and the only reason she was quiting smoking is that she didn't want to waste $600.
The main reason to use hypnosis for something like this is to make it a lot easier. Getting people to give up smoking is really your bread and butter as a hypnotist and it is incredibly easy to do and most people want to stop anyway. The skill is in making it as quick and easy as possible. This guy just charged $600 for something that I normally just do for free for people I bump into. I've been holding myself back to long its probably time I actually started charging people. As long as I only charge people when it works I see no harm in that.
Anyway Milly was completely miserable and was becoming a pain in the ass to live with, to try and cheer her up we invited her out with us to the Comics Lounge. She re payed us by repeating "You guys make me sick" when me and Gena looked at each other. They where deep and meaning full looks but no physical contact was involved. I am getting very tempted to hypnotise her back into smoking again!
Afterwards me, Gena and her friend Danny went out to town, Danny was hot but single I took it upon myself to pimp for her. As she seemed a little shy to approach blokes I would go up to them for her. I would go up to blokes and get them to go talk to her. Remember shes pretty hot around a seven to eight'ish so with beer goggles on she could easily be mistaken for a ten.
In an attempt to show that I was not gay and hitting on them I tried various openers but because I had over thought this and was a little drunk I abandoned this as I was just making myself look even more gay by opening with things like.
'Do you have a girl friend?'
The guys generally responded in a pretty friendly manner but very few of them where heading over to her, I decided it was time to sweeten the deal a little, by saying things like:
'Shes not after a relationship, she just wants sex'
'She has a twin sister and they've always wanted a threesome'
'Shes decided she wants to lose her virginity tonight'
These seemed to help a bit and eventually a couple of guys went over to her. It was odd nearly all the men that the girls had selected for me to approach on her behalf had girl friends. I very rarely encounter women that have boy friends these days. When one of the guys told me he had a girl friend I responded with.
'Look don't give me that rubbish, I'm a guy too and I know that when it comes to women Men don't run that fast'
His girlfriend was standing next to him her eyes burning into me and I was suddenly reminded of why I have been banned from all of my friends weddings. Part of me wanted to say
'look shes way hotter than that girl your with now'
Luckily I didn't, but now I know thats its really hard to find a good man. So my friends it looks like the prophosized (by sex in the city) thirty year old dating power transfer is upon us.
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Rapport first. You probably hit a male "this is dodgy" barrier ("if this girl's so easy, she must be a slapper or have some congenital disease - or a weird laugh or something superficial like that"). You can't make it too easy. If they were rescuing her from something - they'd be in like a shot - I bet. Read back your blog, you did yourself!
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